Unfortunately from Kansas lol not sure why you are looking at my page but hey hope its enjoyable!
my face whenever im on facebook for more than 5 minutes
So last night involved a lot of beer.
Good news: I texted congruently and grammatically correct, I had a lot but still remember everything, people were funny as shit, I didn’t die, swimming was fun, I found out that I get de-pantsed really easy but am apparently not too concerned about it when I am intoxicated, and Wes and I have way too much energy at 7 in the morning after a night like that. Oh and I didn’t die.
Bad news: Hangovers are a real thing, I feel as if I fell off a building, my heel is fucking painful from walking to breakfast drunk, I text people I don’t always want to when inebriated, Its not a good idea to see how many people you can hold up on your back, its a worse idea to try a hand stand on a rope (especially when you cant do hand stands), the house i was at had oddly placed light switches so falling over shit was a thing. Lastly, I thought I was going to die even though I was laughing after.
TL;DR = Fun Fuckin Night
I say that Connecticut wins this hands down
smart logic sir you have my business
also here is this lol i had this on repeat before i went to bed last night. BEST SLEEP EVER. js
saving the world one bottle at a time
here ill leave this. get it stuck in your head. hummm it.
honest man
We crescent fresh
no one will get this and they will think im fuckin insane but i dont care…. monkey loves the best. the internet is great.
