So last night involved a lot of beer.

Good news: I texted congruently and grammatically correct, I had a lot but still remember everything, people were funny as shit, I didn’t die, swimming was fun, I found out that I get de-pantsed really easy but am apparently not too concerned about it when I am intoxicated, and Wes and I have way too much energy at 7 in the morning after a night like that. Oh and I didn’t die.

Bad news: Hangovers are a real thing, I feel as if I fell off a building, my heel is fucking painful from walking to breakfast drunk, I text people I don’t always want to when inebriated, Its not a good idea to see how many people you can hold up on your back, its a worse idea to try a hand stand on a rope (especially when you cant do hand stands), the house i was at had oddly placed light switches so falling over shit was a thing. Lastly, I thought I was going to die even though I was laughing after.

TL;DR = Fun Fuckin Night 

you tell him dad lol

you tell him dad lol

honest man

honest man

We crescent fresh

no one will get this and they will think im fuckin insane but i dont care…. monkey loves the best. the internet is great.

My favorite shirt that I own. So great

My favorite shirt that I own. So great

get em bill

get em bill

need to find this book

need to find this book

best door of all time

best door of all time

in the 80s dance was a death sport

in the 80s dance was a death sport

Asia needs to step up its metal game

Asia needs to step up its metal game