ridin dirty alllllll daaaayyy

ridin dirty alllllll daaaayyy

how i enter a room every day

how i enter a room every day

my reactions to most stuff i dont care about

my reactions to most stuff i dont care about

colored version woo! sorry if its odd i work in ms paint lol

colored version woo! sorry if its odd i work in ms paint lol

So last night involved a lot of beer.

Good news: I texted congruently and grammatically correct, I had a lot but still remember everything, people were funny as shit, I didn’t die, swimming was fun, I found out that I get de-pantsed really easy but am apparently not too concerned about it when I am intoxicated, and Wes and I have way too much energy at 7 in the morning after a night like that. Oh and I didn’t die.

Bad news: Hangovers are a real thing, I feel as if I fell off a building, my heel is fucking painful from walking to breakfast drunk, I text people I don’t always want to when inebriated, Its not a good idea to see how many people you can hold up on your back, its a worse idea to try a hand stand on a rope (especially when you cant do hand stands), the house i was at had oddly placed light switches so falling over shit was a thing. Lastly, I thought I was going to die even though I was laughing after.

TL;DR = Fun Fuckin Night 

gotta love madeons stuff.. so good

is it bad i find this funny?

is it bad i find this funny?

the truth was never truer

the truth was never truer

sadly so true. you know me well minesweeper ol’ friend

sadly so true. you know me well minesweeper ol’ friend