my reactions to most stuff i dont care about

my reactions to most stuff i dont care about

colored version woo! sorry if its odd i work in ms paint lol

colored version woo! sorry if its odd i work in ms paint lol

totally me

totally me

I’d tell you how many times I’ve heard that before but I cant count that high

So last night involved a lot of beer.

Good news: I texted congruently and grammatically correct, I had a lot but still remember everything, people were funny as shit, I didn’t die, swimming was fun, I found out that I get de-pantsed really easy but am apparently not too concerned about it when I am intoxicated, and Wes and I have way too much energy at 7 in the morning after a night like that. Oh and I didn’t die.

Bad news: Hangovers are a real thing, I feel as if I fell off a building, my heel is fucking painful from walking to breakfast drunk, I text people I don’t always want to when inebriated, Its not a good idea to see how many people you can hold up on your back, its a worse idea to try a hand stand on a rope (especially when you cant do hand stands), the house i was at had oddly placed light switches so falling over shit was a thing. Lastly, I thought I was going to die even though I was laughing after.

TL;DR = Fun Fuckin Night 

What I hope happens every time

What I hope happens every time

This logic is astonishing, damn NASA you scary

This logic is astonishing, damn NASA you scary

Ever seen them fight? Meanest bastards lol

Ever seen them fight? Meanest bastards lol

he was a good gummy and a beloved father

he was a good gummy and a beloved father

saving the world one bottle at a time

saving the world one bottle at a time