Unfortunately from Kansas lol not sure why you are looking at my page but hey hope its enjoyable!
if you attempt to educate me on how to live my life ill inform you of how you fucked up yours.
seriously people open up your minds damn
i think that may have backfired
So last night involved a lot of beer.
Good news: I texted congruently and grammatically correct, I had a lot but still remember everything, people were funny as shit, I didn’t die, swimming was fun, I found out that I get de-pantsed really easy but am apparently not too concerned about it when I am intoxicated, and Wes and I have way too much energy at 7 in the morning after a night like that. Oh and I didn’t die.
Bad news: Hangovers are a real thing, I feel as if I fell off a building, my heel is fucking painful from walking to breakfast drunk, I text people I don’t always want to when inebriated, Its not a good idea to see how many people you can hold up on your back, its a worse idea to try a hand stand on a rope (especially when you cant do hand stands), the house i was at had oddly placed light switches so falling over shit was a thing. Lastly, I thought I was going to die even though I was laughing after.
TL;DR = Fun Fuckin Night
I want a tattoo like this only bigger and on on my side, prolly pin up style. its gonna happen… sometime lol
why the hell’d they order pepsi? shit sucks
well sign if you insist
currently gracing my ears right now. brutal bedtime aww yeah.
i may use some of these lol
