January 2013
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December 2012
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I feel that waking up at 4 am is very……. aww fuck it i cant be positive about that shit lol
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i just realized i only hang out with at most like 3 people in this town right now. *sigh* thank god theyre all awesome haha
got my 3ds a week ago and i have played way too much pokemon black 2 haha
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to those people i know on here who are posting stuff.. Its early why you no in bed? haha
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just saw life of pi. shit was goooooooooood
I really wish that sleeping in for me was longer than 7:30, seriously what the shit?
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God everything on Sci-fi channel is so hilariously cheesy it hurts: Fire Serpent, Megashark, etc. Just so much lol
November 2012
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katerlegusta asked: KRIS! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? HOW ARE YOU? WHAT'S GOIN ON IN YOUR LIFE? HOW'S THE JOB? (these are all the questions i want to ask you but you're not here so i can't. :( )
August 2012
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July 2012
28 posts
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if you attempt to educate me on how to live my...
seriously people open up your minds damn
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I'd tell you how many times I've heard that before...
baby: *cries*
everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things
Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How big is it.
24: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
warped tour son!
so i bought a 12 pack of beer and a nice size...
12 beers and a bit of crown later i had a fun night and no hangover:o
I am 21 today. Time to get get shitfaced......
july 4th, 1776
britain: wHOA i just lost 13 followers wtf
kirkbonesspock:
FREEDOM
‘Merica
June 2012
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